Wednesday, November 23, 2005
9:45 PM
got this somewhere. haaha its funny.
some tips for guys.
1. Don`t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don`t expect us to dress like Victoria Secret Models.
4. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
5. We think about you all the time.
6 This is how we see it : DON'T CALL = DON'T CARE!
7. Which also means that if we don`t call, take ahint.
8. We like you to be a little jealous. But overlypossesive is not necessary.
9. Being able to make us laugh is so much moreimportant than knowing how much you can bench-press.
10. We're allowed to be late. You're not!
11. Eye contact is the key.
12. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
13. Laugh at our jokes.
14. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!!
15. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
16. Do not start with us. You will NOT win.
17. Would you like it if a guy treated your sisterthat way? Didn't think so.
18 If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.
19. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
20. We have an excuse for being bitchy at leastonce a month.
21 Open the door for us no matter where we are.
22. We love surprises.
23. We like to be kissed softly. Not with an irontongue.
24. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
25. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes.Never tighty-whities!
26. Always brush your teeth before you see us. Afresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
27. Clean your room before we come over.
28. Even though you're sometimes insensitive andhurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
29. Don't act hard around your friends
30. Sometimes "NO" really means "NO!".
31. "Wife beaters" are not an adequite form offasion.
32. If we wanted to be on video tape, we`d be aporn star. NOT your girlfriend.
33. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more thanwe do ina movie just isn't right.
34. Don`t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
35. It takes a special kind of stupid to forgetbirthdays.
36. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys whoknow how to satisfy a woman.
37. "Fat chicks" have feelings, too.
38. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears,yelling, & nasty looks add up to = YOU DiDSOMETHING WRONG!
39. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable.We`ll appreciate the simple fact that you`re trying.
40. Just because a girl doesn`t pick up on the firstring, doesn`t mean she`s not waiting by the phone.
41. You don`t have to spend alot; if it means alot.
42. Don`t say you love me if you don`t mean it.
43. Don`t lie to us. We will catch you.
44. When the girls get together, we talk abouteverything. meaning, my bestfriends know everything about you.
haaha. which guy goes by that.
